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Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. ATA

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Jun 30, 2015 10:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. ATA

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Jun 30, 2015 07:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my fiance heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. ATA

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Jun 29, 2015 03:00 PM - Love - by rinakitty94

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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. ATA

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Jun 29, 2015 11:00 AM - Love - by sleepingonmydesk

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Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. ATA

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Jun 29, 2015 12:00 AM - Love - by Waste Someone Else's Time

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Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. ATA

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Jun 28, 2015 11:00 AM - Love - by stillhungry

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Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. ATA

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Jun 28, 2015 11:00 AM - Love - by isaidfuckoff

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Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. ATA

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Jun 27, 2015 09:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. ATA

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Jun 25, 2015 12:00 PM - Sex - by anonymous14

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Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. ATA

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Jun 25, 2015 04:00 AM - Love - by Anonymouss

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