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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. ATA

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Oct 19, 2014 12:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. ATA

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Oct 19, 2014 09:00 AM - Sex - by fizzie101

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. ATA

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Oct 19, 2014 03:00 AM - Love - by yee-whore

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Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. ATA

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Oct 18, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my husband left to help his mother with her TV. That was an hour ago, and his mom arrived at our house 45 minutes ago. Safe to say that isn't what, or who, he was doing. ATA

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Oct 18, 2014 11:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. ATA

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Oct 18, 2014 09:00 AM - Sex - by melissa1028

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Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. ATA

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Oct 17, 2014 05:00 PM - Sex - by gettinghotinhere

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Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". ATA

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Oct 17, 2014 05:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. ATA

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Oct 17, 2014 10:00 AM - Love - by axewoman

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Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. ATA

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Oct 17, 2014 10:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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