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Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to a amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" ATA

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Jul 28, 2015 11:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. ATA

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Jul 28, 2015 07:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. I went to whisper in her ear, when my body decided it would be funny to suddenly get hiccups. My hiccup burst her eardrum. ATA

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Jul 28, 2015 03:00 AM - Love - by Hicoops

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Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. ATA

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Jul 28, 2015 03:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". ATA

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Jul 27, 2015 04:00 PM - Love - by Afroman720

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Today, I found out why my girlfriend was so excited to get to see me. She finally got to end the relationship she didn't want anymore. ATA

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Jul 27, 2015 10:00 AM - Love - by BandAid1865

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Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. ATA

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Jul 27, 2015 10:00 AM - Sex - by anon

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Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts me from him". I'm sorry you turn me on. ATA

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Jul 27, 2015 07:00 AM - Sex - by wot02

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Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. ATA

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Jul 27, 2015 03:00 AM - Love - by rissa5214

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Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. ATA

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Jul 26, 2015 09:00 PM - Love - by lextoast

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