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Today, my younger brother helpfully pointed out that I'm the only one in my family of five who is single. He's twelve. ATA

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Oct 23, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by 20singleandproudish

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Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." ATA

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Oct 23, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by Rachel

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." ATA

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Oct 23, 2014 07:00 AM - Sex - by BadLuckLad

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Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. ATA

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Oct 23, 2014 03:00 AM - Love - by Sansa

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Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. ATA

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Oct 23, 2014 01:00 AM - Sex - by CJune24

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Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. ATA

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Oct 21, 2014 08:00 AM - Love - by DanTheMan

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Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". ATA

#5023
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Oct 21, 2014 08:00 AM - Love - by adirom

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. ATA

#5021
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Oct 21, 2014 04:00 AM - Sex - by John

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Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. ATA

#5020
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Oct 20, 2014 04:00 PM - Love - by bstent

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" ATA

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Oct 20, 2014 02:00 PM - Sex - by bye loser

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