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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. ATA

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Dec 17, 2014 09:00 AM - Sex - by marie0908

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Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. ATA

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Dec 16, 2014 10:00 AM - Sex - by Extravirgin

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Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". ATA

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Dec 16, 2014 08:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. ATA

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Dec 16, 2014 02:00 AM - Sex - by thechaos

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Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. ATA

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Dec 15, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by LonelyGuy

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Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. ATA

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Dec 15, 2014 03:00 AM - Love - by lonesome

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". ATA

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Dec 14, 2014 06:00 PM - Sex - by dating a moron

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. ATA

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Dec 13, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". ATA

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Dec 13, 2014 05:00 PM - Sex - by giantcuntflaps

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. ATA

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Dec 13, 2014 11:00 AM - Sex - by Nicole

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