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Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. ATA

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Sep 15, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my husband's laziness got so bad that he asked me to jack him off while he watched porn because he was "too tired" to do it himself. ATA

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Sep 15, 2014 03:00 PM - Sex - by lovelyanimetits

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Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. ATA

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Sep 14, 2014 01:00 PM - Love - by jgboy

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Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. ATA

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Sep 14, 2014 11:00 AM - Love - by NoConfusion

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Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Duluxe". I had to help her paint her bedroom. ATA

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Sep 13, 2014 02:00 PM - Sex - by Jamesfmled

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Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. ATA

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Sep 12, 2014 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. ATA

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Sep 12, 2014 04:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my wife proved yet again that giving me a handjob puts her to sleep. Now I'm lying in the bed with my sleeping wife holding my boner. ATA

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Sep 12, 2014 02:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. ATA

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Sep 10, 2014 02:00 AM - Love - by Itchy Missy

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Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. ATA

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Sep 10, 2014 02:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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