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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. ATA

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Apr 25, 2015 10:00 PM - Love - by a critically injured shitehawk

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. ATA

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Apr 25, 2015 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. ATA

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Apr 25, 2015 07:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. ATA

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Apr 25, 2015 01:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. ATA

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Apr 24, 2015 04:00 PM - Love - by LolaBell

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Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. ATA

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Apr 24, 2015 04:00 PM - Sex - by someoneneedsassistance

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. ATA

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Apr 24, 2015 04:00 PM - Sex - by Sexless from Texas

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Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. ATA

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Apr 24, 2015 02:00 AM - Sex - by Attacksloth

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Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. ATA

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Apr 23, 2015 04:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. ATA

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Apr 23, 2015 08:00 AM - Sex - by He still loves me though

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