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Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." ATA

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Nov 19, 2014 01:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. ATA

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Nov 19, 2014 01:00 PM - Love - by oops

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Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. ATA

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Nov 19, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by MissAggravared

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Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. ATA

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Nov 19, 2014 09:00 AM - Sex - by jigglypluff

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Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. ATA

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Nov 18, 2014 12:00 PM - Love - by jessiejaybee

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. ATA

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Nov 18, 2014 01:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. ATA

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Nov 17, 2014 02:00 AM - Love - by tine

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. ATA

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Nov 16, 2014 06:00 PM - Sex - by omgdesdes

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Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". ATA

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Nov 16, 2014 02:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. ATA

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Nov 16, 2014 02:00 AM - Sex - by Slow_Walker

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