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Today, I tried approaching this cute girl. She quickly picked up the nearest calculator and started talking into it, in a desperate act to seem busy. ATA

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Oct 30, 2014 08:00 AM - Love - by 41yearoldvirgin

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Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. ATA

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Oct 28, 2014 06:00 PM - Sex - by BurnedDown

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Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work out for my vibrator. ATA

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Oct 28, 2014 10:00 AM - Sex - by anonymous

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Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. ATA

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Oct 27, 2014 04:00 PM - Love - by subduedbeast

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Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. ATA

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Oct 27, 2014 12:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. ATA

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Oct 27, 2014 02:00 AM - Love - by mellielynnemily

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." ATA

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Oct 26, 2014 06:00 PM - Sex - by soisblueballsdickhead

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Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. ATA

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Oct 26, 2014 01:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. ATA

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Oct 26, 2014 01:00 AM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. ATA

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Oct 25, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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