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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. ATA

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May 19, 2012 06:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. ATA

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May 19, 2012 12:00 PM - Sex - by maggierose171

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Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. ATA

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May 19, 2012 04:00 AM - Love - by Asdf649

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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." ATA

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May 18, 2012 10:00 PM - Sex - by iris

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Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. ATA

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May 19, 2002 01:37 PM - Love - by ohyesIfeelspecial

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Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. ATA

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May 18, 2012 10:00 AM - Love - by Great.

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Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." ATA

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May 18, 2012 02:00 AM - Love - by colts609380

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Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. ATA

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May 17, 2012 10:00 AM - Love - by Vero

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Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. ATA

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May 17, 2012 08:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. ATA

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May 16, 2012 11:00 PM - Sex - by HK

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