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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" ATA

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Aug 27, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by Iamthatgirl

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Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. ATA

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Aug 26, 2014 09:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and then spit in my face when he laughed. ATA

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Aug 26, 2014 05:00 AM - Love - by byebyeromance

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Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That- that THING is not your father!" ATA

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Aug 26, 2014 05:00 AM - Sex - by NotThePhantom

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Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. ATA

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Aug 25, 2014 11:00 AM - Love - by angry girlfriend

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. ATA

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Aug 24, 2014 09:00 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my boyfriend decided to break up with me by giving me a giant eraser that said "For big mistakes" on it. ATA

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Aug 24, 2014 07:00 AM - Love - by Erased

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. ATA

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Aug 23, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. ATA

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Aug 23, 2014 05:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." ATA

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Aug 23, 2014 10:00 AM - Sex - by Dafuq happen there

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